I hope you know that Rachel had Ross’ baby on Friends because that is what this is about…
Not the ridiculous situation of their platonic relationship baby but how Rachel stole Monica’s baby name.
Now, I am territorial but not over things I own like normal people. I am territorial over my mind. By that, I mean the things that I find interesting. The things that I feel make me…me.
For example, music, books, tv shows, and baby names.
Baby names?? Yes, baby names. I am completely obsessed with names. I am aware I am a single 22 year old college grad but I have known the names of my future children since I was 13 or so. Over the years I amend the list (yes, there is an actual list because I would never remember them), add new names, etc.
I am really serious about this and I have only told my sister the names on the list and that scares me because she is way closer to child bearing than I am and I FEAR her stealing my names. We already have had a few spats over family names and some really special ones, so I might start concealing any new additions.
And she is the person I trust most.
As I am watching this episode of Friends, I am getting actual anxiety because I feel so bad for Monica. I would be livid if someone took my name from me.
I get visibly angry when a new song I like get popular and over played on the radio after I discovered it months prior. That kind of thing makes-me-angry…
Ask anyone, I get weird when people ask me for new music suggestions or to send them something I feel possessive over. To the point that my best friend refuses to ask me for music just because I am so awkward about it.
So the idea of someone taking something so precious from me. NO. Not having it.
**Also, I am crazy superstitious so I don’t want to temp anything by assuming I am going to have kids or Alex blah blah… I just had to say something to make sure I wasn’t jinxing all that jazz… I know. I’m weird…bye.**