women. i have spent most of my life observing people. noticing their habits and they types of people they are. but there is nothing that i see in people that scares me more than a girl who is straight twisted by a guy.
it is an epidemic and dammit someone needs to do something about it. i am on some carrie bradshaw-sex and the city inspiration right now.
for the sake of clarity let me backtrack so you can see where i am coming from. today i was watching real world vegas. if you havent been watching here is what you need to know.
we have nany, our perfect example. she is infatuated with adam. adam is a socipath (i am not exaggerating). while he is some of the best casting done by mtv in terms of mental disaster, this is the man nany decides to align herself with.
* i tried to get you a video example but copyright laws are prohibiting it, so you are going to have to take my word for it, or watch the show- its actually good *
so here are a few details… nany had a bf of 6yrs as she came on the show. adam has a girlfriend back home and is a self-confessed cheater - in fact he says all men are cheaters and those who don’t are in the minority - no, no you are in fact wrong, sir. next, nany breaks up with her bf for…you guessed it, adam, the cheater. he has a girlfriend back home who is a child and he speaks to her like he owns her (she is another sad breed that i am NOT ready to go into).
but i digress.
so not only is he a cheater, he elicits joy within himself by getting ob.lit.erated and trashing the beautful hard rock penthouse that mtv pays his ass to live in. he spits on shit, punches shit, and vomits everywhere — not cute, your ass is too grown to do that nonsensical shit— but oh, nany, she thinks he can change because she knows him better than eveyone else. he is a good guy. guess what, nany’s ass is back at home punching herself in the face repeatedly with a boot because i KNOW that seeing that shit on tv is revelatory. its embarassing and so hard to watch, but i dont feel bad for her because she cried when he got sent home for being an asshole and not following directions. i JUDGE her for even allowing herself to like a guy who cannot follow simple instruction. that is something you learn at the age of 6. if at 23 it still isnt clicking…something ain’t right.
as said best by dustin, “what a dumb ho.”
now after that long-winded backstory, i must say DADDY ISSUES ARE REAL.
i feel for these girls. it is HARD to see when you are so fucked up. that i why i fear for the world we live in. it does not have to be like that. if only they can ask themselves a few questions…
- why do i like a guy who is nasty? - why do i like a guy who has 3 other girlfriends? - why do i like a guy who everyone i know looks at like the devil? - why do i like a guy who talks to me like shit? - why do i like a guy who pervebially slaps me in the face everytime i speak? - why are you crying in a club? -why are you with a guy who told you he is scum*?
*this typically occurs in sitatuions with girls like this who get involved with guys who said ” i am not boyfriend material” or ”i am not ready” or “i’ve had multiple girlfriends before” because they think it is a come on. its NOT. WALK-the hell-AWAY. he doesn’t want to be with you like that. DAMN….*
but seriously. why are things like this still happening? have we not learned from the suffragettes, the blue-stockings, those women fought HARD so stupid bitches didn’t get caught in these nasty messes. it is ridiculous. it is pathetic. i know it seems harsh but a verbal slap in the face and real-life side eye is necessary.
i know you have friends like this. whose world crumbles when they meet a guy. i am ALL for the honeymoon stage and getting to know each other and blahblahblah. BUT these girls who expect their friends to only be integrated into the part of their life that they approve of, aka….
the 3 hour conversations we have about YOUR relationship or the pity outtings are not going to work. because MY ass hung out with YOUR ass when you didnt have anybody. i talked to you. i was your buddy now shits changing and you are a “we” now. thats fine but just bear in mind that i dont have to like it or want to be around you ever again.
just know that when all that realization falls on you and you need a shoulder to cry on….
who am i kidding?
ill be there. but with a HEFTY ifuckingtoldyouso. and also with the complete realization that this is going to be happening for the rest of my life… just know that you have been warned. its a problem sweeping the nation.
so. i sit here mourning the loss of a blog and listening to britney spears, aka america’s princess.
i think i know why this happened and the answer is because i am an asshole.
this seems harsh but i am going to explain.
the blog i wrote was rude and downright insensitive and whoever is out there controlling these things— fate, God, Zeus, whatthefuckever….thinks the world was not ready for that kind of exposure of the depths of my soul.
i understand. i sat down and wrote about how i judge people. clearly that is not normal. and i should take this opportunity as a chance to take back the things i said and act as if i dont judge passerbys. but i do and so does everyone. i am just more outward with my judgements.
wouldn’t you judge the asshole who takes turns to wide on your block leaving you 3 feet of space for 4,000 pound piece of metal? that angers me and that makes me look at you with a devilish stare because that is NOT right.
how can i not be baffled by the dick who passes in front of a lady in the chocolate bar isle and doesn’t say ” texcuse me.” are you not seeing that she is having a moment choosing between the m&ms and the ferrero rocher? i am not okay with that.
or the person who doesn’t throw a hand up in thanks when you let them in on a really busy street. i am on some good samaritan shit, potentially letting myself miss the light and you can’t say thank you? oh hell no. you get side-eye. actually you prob get way more than side-eye but ill keep that to those who ride in my passenger seat.
i cannot act like i do not look at people like this and not wonder what kennel bread them. people should not act this way and the looks i give are just my way to letting them know, they ain’t right.
one of the most serious offenders are the people who tell me they don’t watch tv. not only can i not trust you, but now i fear you. so when you flip on the tube and see a little full house, a law & order - or any of the real housewives franchises you don’t get interested?
sigh. no reality tv.soaps.dramas.comedy.news.sports.nature.game shows.documentaries.cop shows.music videos.late night.telemundo.food network.religion.family shows.cartoons.infomercials. none. uh uh. not normal.
for real. if none of this tickles your fancy in the slightest, i cannot be asked to look at you as anything but satan’s assistant.
and none of this is me saying you are shit, you just may be a person with no manners — someone who talks in baby voice too much — a repeat offender of my no country music rule but that does not make me like you any less. if i am stils choosing to be around you that mean something is outweighing these negatives.
i recognize my own faults as well. i am not a great speller. i refuse to go to wal-mart. i curse too much. but that is me. and i am okay with that. i still have friends and i am sure the dick in an art gallery who just mentioned Magrtitte isn’t a pretentious snob. but i will judge them as so.