i am really trying to not be a “list” blogger but i do have a fixation for things that occur in frequency. Now that 2010 is coming to a close i wanted to do my own version of 2010’s most fascinating people. yea, yea… babs has all that street cred which allows her to pick an aimless group of people who she was fascinated by so i want my own… hence this post of MY MOST FASCINATING SPECTACLES OF 2010. why not people you ask? well it was a big year and because i am a non-judger of all things fascinating i think spectacles is a better adjective for this list.
8. Andy Cohen
you dont know andy cohen? you should… he is the best thing that has happened to bravo. wiki him he has got some resume and he is hilar. only on watch what happenes live can you see anderson cooper sitting next to nene leakes have drinks and talking reality tv. its basically my heaven. thanks @bravoandy for changing the way we see rich people.
7. Katy Perry
i love her. on a real girl crush level. i loooove katy perry. she is so hot and bubbly and great and i like her. i like her music she looks fun and she married russel brand which gives her comedy cred and you should like her too!
and her boobs are beautiful creatures from another world. i would approve of a guy cheating on me with her because she’s awesome. and then i could say “my bf was hot enough to bone katy perry”….not many people can say that.
6. Brittany Murphy
first thing that popped into your head was clueless right…second, wasn’t she engaged to ashton kutcher for a while?… and third “omg, i forgot she died”. i know it happened right at the end of 2009 but hey, it counts. and that is exactly why she is on my list. bc I don’t think people acknowledged the shock of her death enough. i constantly forget and i think the creepy and suspicious circumstances that surrounded her death shrouded the saddness. RIP baby girl.
**angel shout outs to Alexander McQueen (designer extraordinare), Rue McClanahan (the first person to tech me what a slut is), & Rich Cronin (the guy who made me realize what immigrants my parents were bc i didnt wear abercrombie & fitch)**
there is no way that in the last year there has not been at least one Rihanna song that has infiltrated your mind. my current fav, “what’s my name?” drizzy and rih rih is just a recipe for clovliness (that is club- lovlivness).
all in all she’s doing good. she brushed off those bruises and definitely upgraded the company she keeps… there is no denying that is a move up. kudos.
4. Anderson Cooper
look at that face…and honestly he might love New Orleans and Haiti more than i do… that is simply enough for me.
3. Kanye West
first of all if you have heard even a snippet of “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” than you should be on board with me here. If not it should be because Kanye embarrassed the shit out of taylor swift and she took it like a punk. (once again another 2009 moment) BUT this was never actually addressed until 2010. and im team kanye on this. we have all been drunk and had an ” i fucked up moment”, regretfully kanes happened on national tv. yes kanye can be an ass and hella cocky but who’s tracks are you listening to on your way to the club. not taylors…. so go buy MBDTF and revel in the pleasantries that the cd has to offer because its ill.
2. The Saints
i would not be true new orleanian if i did not put my team on this list. i am going to assume that everyone saw the superbowl because it was the best moment on tv this year. it still brings a smile to my face and a tear to my eye. it may be the the city underwater …the drunkest city in the nation… the big easy…whatever you use to call us doesn’t matter. now we are the city who won the superbowl. if you can say that about your team congrats..if you can’t, that sucks…maybe you should become a saints fan. WHO DAT!
because she puts the shock in shock and awe. i have two peices of evidence that shows what a creature ciara really is. part of me feels liek if i do not make her number one. the aliens that created her will suck me out of bed and make me watch her videos on repeat until my brain implodes.
please do not take this as me hating on ciara. i think the things she does with her body are magical and i just dont want to be the only one experiencing this. shes a velociraptor but charming one. and for that she is numero uno…
Heidi & Spencer - because after this year we now have a tangible reason why we cant stand the shit out of you and its perched atop the b cups you once had.
B.O.B - cant stand him. this is completely biased and personal. i just do not like him. i judge the way he raps. i think he is a bitch and thats all.
*note to the few people who know me and are wondering how i made a list of 8. including my un-honorable mentions…it makes ten. i am sick.*
taken straight from wiki (aka to be taken lightly, with a grain of salt):
Jones had a 2½ year relationship with actor Tobey Maguire, ending in 2000. Jones became engaged to the Grammy Award-winning music producer Mark Ronson in February 2003. He proposed on her 27th birthday, using a custom-made crossword puzzle spelling out “Will you marry me?”. Their relationship ended approximately one year later. Jones then dated writer and performer Seth Meyers and actor John Krasinski, her co-star on The Office. Her character (Karen Fillipelli) dated his character (Jim Halpert) on the hit TV show. She dated Jon Favreau, the Director of Speechwriting for President Barack Obama. She is currently single.
not that i actually want to date most of these guys but just the sheer volume, fun quotient and variety are absolutly mind blowing.
& now with the potential garrett hedlund connection is a great piece to her ever growing collection of men.